Real Cards For Real People
Real Cards For Real Situations
Action and Adventure
For the coworker who plays dumb to get out of work
You're Invited! (To Retire!)
Sitting through a meeting with you is a universally hated experience
"Nothing's better than seeing someone get recognition they definitely didn't earn!" --No One Ever
You're a bitch
She's using you, dumba**
You're not sick...you're a prick
Working on a Team W/You is a Universally Hated Experience!
Stop Being A Big Effing Douche
What exactly do you do?
Hey Big Shot - Dick
I got more work done on the toilet today than you've gotten done all month.
You suck in the sack
You're Sick? (It's Better When You're Gone)
Thank you! (For Another Meeting That Could Have Been Done In A Single Email...)
You need mouthwash...
Do you wipe your a**?
Ass Kissing Co-worker (gal?)
Ass-Nasty (that's you)
Guess WHAT? (They'll never guess!!)
Lies You Tell In A Relationship
Stop Being An Attention Whore
Thinking of you
You play favorites...prick
Name of person I'm sending the card to:
Street address of person I'm sending the card to:
What card do you want me to send? (Copy the name)
SO IMPORTANT: Am I sending this card TO you to send to someone else, or am I sending this FOR you to someone else?
Sending it TO ME
Sending it anonymously FOR me
Either your email address or phone number so I can confirm this order.
Your Venmo account name so I can connect this order to you.
By checking, here's what I understand:
1) With tax and shipping, cards are $4 each.
2) I will venmo you the money for this transaction.
3) I should venmo to: @CardsnarkCards
4) This whole thing seems odd but I'm trusting that you're a tiny little business who simply sells kick-ass cards
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