Real Cards For Real People
Real Cards For Real Situations
Action and Adventure
You suck in the sack
Thinking of you
Stop Being An Attention Whore
Lies You Tell In A Relationship
Guess WHAT? (They'll never guess!!)
Ass-Nasty (that's you)
Ass Kissing Co-worker (gal?)
Do you wipe your a**?
You need mouthwash...
Thank you! (For Another Meeting That Could Have Been Done In A Single Email...)
You're Sick? (It's Better When You're Gone)
I got more work done on the toilet today than you've gotten done all month.
You're Invited! (To Retire!)
Hey Big Shot - Dick
What exactly do you do?
Stop Being A Big Effing Douche
Working on a Team W/You is a Universally Hated Experience!
You're not sick...you're a prick
She's using you, dumba**
You're a bitch
"Nothing's better than seeing someone get recognition they definitely didn't earn!" --No One Ever
Sitting through a meeting with you is a universally hated experience
For the coworker who plays dumb to get out of work
You play favorites...prick
Name of person I'm sending the card to:
Street address of person I'm sending the card to:
What card do you want me to send? (Copy the name)
SO IMPORTANT: Am I sending this card TO you to send to someone else, or am I sending this FOR you to someone else?
Sending it TO ME
Sending it anonymously FOR me
Either your email address or phone number so I can confirm this order.
Your Venmo account name so I can connect this order to you.
By checking, here's what I understand:
1) With tax and shipping, cards are $4 each.
2) I will venmo you the money for this transaction.
3) I should venmo to: @CardsnarkCards
4) This whole thing seems odd but I'm trusting that you're a tiny little business who simply sells kick-ass cards
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